You see, Morty, it's a hat. Not only a hat, but the greatest hat ever. But it's made out of pap--BUUUUURH--paper. And we just... we print it out, and we wear it. It's not complicated, Morty. Just print out the hat.
Nothing sinister here. Certainly not a hat that will maybe change the universe as we know it.
Anyway, read Rick's New Hat.